i know some peolpe won’t believe this and i don't give a fuck but its true,
after moving out for college i've been trying to get out of my comfort zone with small challenges i ordered a pizza, and i couldn't think of anything better than meeting a pizza guy naked. ngl i had second thoughts when the doorbell rang, but i took all my clothes off and opened the door anyway. i tried to keep it cool like i wasn't naked, said "hey how are you?" he tried not to look and casually told me the amount. he was acting like i wasn't naked but i could see him peeking. before he came, i put my purse on the floor slightly behind me on purpose. when he said i needed to pay, i turned around and bent over to grab the cash, taking my time looking for it. i knew there was no cash and just wanted to tease him a little. he was trying to make small talk about how hot it was today. i was still bent over naked in front of him. i turned back, looked at him and said to give me a second. the money was in another purse in a different room. i went there slowly, taking my time to tease him even more. i got the cash, went back to the door, and he was standing there with a massive boner. he was packing. i decided to put the cash right into his pocket, slightly touching it "on accident" when doing so. i thanked him and closed the door. it turned out to be easier than i thought lol. i ended up being horny af too. pizza was good